One afternoon, a blonde woman walked into a busy auto parts store with a very specific request. She approached the counter, smiled politely, and asked the employee…

The employee stared at the drawing for a moment before bursting into laughter. Inside the circle, the woman had written the numbers “710.” But when he turned…

Little Johnny had always been known as the class clown. No matter how serious the lesson was, he somehow managed to find a way to make his…

The principal stopped in the hallway when he noticed Little Johnny sitting on a bench, laughing so hard that tears were running down his cheeks. Normally, students…

An old farmer was driving down a country road with his truck loaded high with manure when a government official noticed him and decided to stop for…

The farmer looked at the government official and immediately realized what had happened. When he said he planned to spread manure on his strawberries, he obviously meant…

Three drunk guys were sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game. Unfortunately, the nuns’ habits partially blocked their view. Hoping to make them move,…

1. The Nun’s Perfect Response After listening patiently to the three men discussing states with fewer and fewer nuns, one of the sisters smiled and said: “Why…