Three drunk guys were sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game. Unfortunately, the nuns’ habits partially blocked their view. Hoping to make them move, the men decided to annoy them with a conversation loud enough for everyone nearby to hear.
The first guy announced, “I think I’m going to move to Utah. I heard there are only 100 nuns living there.”
The second guy quickly joined in. “Well, I want to go to Montana. There are only 50 nuns there.”
Not wanting to be outdone, the third guy declared, “I’m moving to Idaho. They say there are only 25 nuns living there!”
The men laughed, convinced their comments would finally persuade the women to change seats.
But one of the nuns slowly turned around, looked directly at the three men, and responded in the sweetest, calmest voice imaginable.
Continue below for her unforgettable answer and four more hilarious jokes!
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