The woman answers the phone.
“Hello?” she says softly.
For a few moments, she just listens while her lover nervously lies beside her, trying to guess who’s calling.
Then she smiles and says, “Really? That’s wonderful news! I’m so glad everything went well. Yes, yes… take your time. Drive safely.”
She hangs up the phone and stretches happily.
Her lover lets out a breath of relief and asks, “Who was that?”
She replies casually:
“Oh, that was my husband. He said he’s out fishing with you.”
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